Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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