But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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