How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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