i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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