I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
