Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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