So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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