I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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