plz talk dirty to me
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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