Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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