So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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