My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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