I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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