My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
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