all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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