i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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