I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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