I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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