He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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