We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I supernannyed him into submission
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