oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
My bed smells like the plague
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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