Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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