If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Green mimosas i think yes
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
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