love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Do vagina's smell?
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Randomize
