i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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