He is an equal opportunity slut.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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