the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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