i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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