I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
