Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
its not stalking. its research.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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