Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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