There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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