so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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