Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
