i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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