More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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