My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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