You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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