i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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