You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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