Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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