dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Well I just put wine in my tea
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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