I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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