And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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