There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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