I bet he comes in French.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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