they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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