Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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