But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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