I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
where does the pee come out of this thing
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
tell me about the fingering
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