Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
